Tuesday, April 23, 2013


Imagine you having to clean up yourself everyday because ravens take shits in your head.

Now... Imagine if ravens take shits over your entire car. That's exactly what happens to me every time I park at keystone street. I have no clue how they manage to do it but it's probably related to the amount of dead squirrels and racoons you see in burbank.  I completely understand that pooping is what birds do and I just have to accept it but what I don't get it it's why they have to shit on my entire car. People say that ravens are really smart birds. I would say they are not only smart but also very sarcastic.

Storming out

Friday, April 19, 2013

Joking around

Thursday, April 18, 2013


Thursday, April 04, 2013

Leo Pumpkin

That's how I feel when I go for walks with my girlfriend, Kate. She is much taller than me and each of her steps equals 4 of mine. I'm always behind and that is really hexausting. She has the habit of calling me pumpkin so that's how I imagine myself sometimes.